Found this, funny as hell

RE: Baskin Robbins

In honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has issued a new flavor, "Barocky Road". Barocky Road is a blend of half Vanilla, half Chocolate, and surrounded by Nuts and Flakes. The Vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The Nuts and Flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow. The cost is $100.00 per scoop. When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the Ice Cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you.. Thus you are left with an empty Wallet, no change, holding an empty cone, with no hope of getting any Ice Cream.

Aren't you feeling stimulated? I don't like ice cream anymore!

I gotta get me some of that

lol...that was pretty good

haha nice!

I still like the txt DJ sent me about I-90 being closed because they are hauling 100 ton lump of coal to South Dakota to put Obama's face up in Mt. Rushmore...

Yea that one was pretty good

ha ha i laughed for a good 10 mins when i got that one it was great at first i could not figure out if it was a joke or for real

ha, that's some funny stuff