TYPOS can change the meaning

I was chatting on AIM with a friend this afternoon, and I made a typo. Read on to see how being one letter wrong in spelling stimulated some interesting bits of convo. Names have been changed to protect the innocent.

HIM: hi :-)
ME: hey
HIM: happy valentine's day
ME: why whank you, you may kiss my hand *holds out hand* LOL
ME: oops
ME: THANK*
HIM: LMMFAO
HIM: Your boyfriend would get mad if I kissed your hand
ME: (what did I do to you if I whanked you?)
ME: hmm, I wonder if he'd get mad if he knew that I told you that you could
HIM): lol what would I do if you wanked me?
ME: whank!!!
ME: (is that the same as wank?)
ME: yikes
ME: wank = whank ?
HIM: lol sure sounds like it
HIM: say "whank" out loud
ME: *hides in the corner*
HIM): lol
ME: it does sound the same
HIM: dont be scurrrrred
ME: double yikes
ME: "Babe, really, I did not mean to tell my friend I'd whank him after he kissed my hand"
ME: think he'd buy that?
HIM: uhh no
HIM: lol
ME: oh dear, you could blackmail me now
HIM: nah. I don't do that shit
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(and then later on in the conversation)
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ME: I am not hungry, I ate a cheapo taco from Taco Bell earlier
HIM: ewww taco bell
ME: what?
ME: everyone goes to Taco Hell
HIM: it gives me the Hershey squirts
HIM: lol
ME: HAHAHAHA
ME: omg
ME: then you better not get a Mexican pizza either
HIM: don't get me wrong, I like it but it don't like me...which sucks
ME: I wonder what does it to you, the beans, onions maybe?
HIM: who knows but it tears my ass up
HIM: lol
ME: so when someone asks me, "How was your Valentine's Day?", I'ma say, "I somehow voluteered to whank a guy and then he told me about his diarrhea problem"
HIM: LMMFAO!!!
ME: it'll make a great story
HIM: lol yeah it would make a great one
ME: haha, you can even tell it from your perspective
HIM: lol.
HIM: "I got whanked off and then i had to go drop a deuce"
HIM: lol
ME: haha
HIM: dont think I wouldn't say that either...lol
ME: 2 of men's greatest pleasures...followed by a pizza....hey, you're having a GREAT day!
HIM: why yes it is
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(and then later on in the conversation)
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HIM: I aint leaving now!
ME: oh
HIM: unless you are getting rid of me
ME: then I won't get rid of you, but I can't promise I'll be whanking you again
HIM: I like to be whanked
HIM: lol
ME: anyone who would read pieces of this convo would really have to wonder
HIM: no shit!



WHANK YOU FOR READING

whanked!! LMMFAO!!

HA HA HA sounds like he did have a great V.Day