26 Ways to Make Your Woman Smile

by **Mandolin** on Sat Jan 31, 2009 12:37 am

This is from a woman's POV, yeah I know. But you don't have to try all of them. Just a couple of favorites and your woman will adore you. Guaranteed. not worthy

1. Tell her she is beautiful.

2. Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if it's just for a second.

3. Hug her from behind.

4. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.

5. When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.

6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.

7. If you're talking to another girl, when you're done talking, walk over and hug her and kiss her....let her know she's yours and they aren't.

8. Write her notes or call her just to say "hi".

9. Introduce her to your friends . . . as your girlfriend.

10. Play with her hair.

11. Pick her up.

12. Get upset if another guy touches her and she doesn't like it.

13. Make her laugh.

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.

15. If she's mad at you, kiss her.

16. If you care about her, then TELL HER.

17. Every guy should give their girl 3 things: a stuffed animal (she'll hug it everytime she goes to sleep), jewelry (she'll treasure it forever), and one of his t-shirts (she'll most likely wear it to bed) and don't forget to bring her flowers or something special once in a while.

18. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you're alone.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile.

20. Hang out with her on weekends.

21. Kiss her in the rain.

22. Kiss her just for the heck of it.

23. If you're listening to music, let her listen too.

24. Remember her birthday and get her something. Even if it's simple and inexpensive, it came from YOU and it means all the world to HER.

25. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it, even if you don't.

26. Always call her when you say you will, it may not seem like it, but it does hurt her and makes her thinks you don't care so call even if you can only talk for a minute.

by **Mandolin** on Sat Jan 31, 2009 12:52 am

The revised men's version

1. Tell her she is beautiful when she bends over.

2. Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if it's just for a second to play thumb wars. Assuming you incur a loss, squeeze her knuckles.

3. Hug her from behind and give her noogies.

4. Leave her voice messages to wake up to telling her how you like your breakfast.

5. When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you and that if she doesn't cut out her bullshit that she will get laid out.

6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean that the most drama's about to occur if you don't.

7. If you're talking to another girl, when you're done talking, walk over and hug her and kiss her....let her know she's yours and they aren't which presents a challenge to the other girl which they like.

8. Write her notes or call her just to say "hi...turkey bacon is on sale don't forget to pick some up".

9. Introduce her to your friends . . . as your girlfriend that likes dirty anal.

10. Play with her hair until she chokes on it from the humor you get from continually putting it in her mouth.

11. Pick her up the dry cleaning ticket.

12. Get upset if another guy touches her. Period.

13. Make her laugh 'til she blows snot from her nose.

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms 'til your arms go numb, then tell her ass to get up.

15. If she's mad at you, kiss her to shut her up.

16. If you care about her, then TELL HER about the skidmarks in your boxers before she does the laundry.

17. Every guy should give their girl 3 things: a stuffed animal (she'll hug it everytime she goes to sleep), jewelry(she will treasure it forever), and one of his t-shirts (she'll most likely wear it to bed) and don't forget to bring her flowers or something special once in a while that goes to further show how much money you waste on the chick.

18. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you're alone, i.e. ignore her.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile to let her know you're about to tear that ass up.

20. Hang out with her on weekends as it's better to lose 2 days versus 5 days during the week.

21. Kiss her in the rain so you don't have to hear how her hair is getting all wet and shit.

22. Kiss her just for the heck of it when she does a good job of cleaning the house.

23. If you're listening to music, let her listen to the dishwasher.

24. Remember her birthday and get her something. Even if it's simple and inexpensive, it came from YOU, so it means all the world to HER when she dogs you out to her friends telling them how cheap you are.

25. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it, even if you don't as this simply delays an inevitable argument when you don't use/wear said gift.

26. Always call her when you say you will, it may not seem like it, but it does hurt her and makes her thinks you don't care so call even if you can only talk for a minute about how your mother-in-law is a douchebag.