You Dont Know Jack Shit!!!

by **djs03xtreme** on Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:27 pm

For some time many of us have wondered who is Jack Shit? We find
ourselves at a loss when someone says, You dont konw Jack Shit? Well,
thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack
Shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married O Shit, the owners of Knee
Deep N Shit Inc. In turn Jack Shit married Noe Shit. The couple had 6
kids: Holie Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, and the twins Deeo
Shit and Dip Shit. Deep Shit Married Dumb Shit, a high school dropout.
After 15 yrs, Jack & Noe Shit got divorced and she married Ted
Sherlock and became Noe Shit Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Lota
Shit and had a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Shit. Fulla
Shit n Giva Shit married the Happens brothers n had a double wedding.
The newspaper invited everyone to the Shit-Happens wedding. Bull Shit
traveled the world and returned home with an Italian bride Pisa Shit.
So from now on, no one can tell you that you dont know Jack Shit...