BBQ RULES

BBQ RULES

We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...
1. The woman buys the food.
2. The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert .
3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
4. The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:
5. THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine...
6. The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
7. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat.

Important again:
8.THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine...
9. The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
10. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
11. Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
12. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

lol...

that is sweet. JIMMY

i think majority will actually take my side over yours on this one christina.. sorry

HAHAHA JUST BECAUSE iM LiKE THE ONLY CHiCK ON HERE BASiCALLY.
FRiGGiN OUT NUMBERED BY AN ABUNDANCE OF WEiNER.

hahahaha thats great!!

oh and Christina...you aint the only chick on here. Mandolin is a regular here too.

I apologize.. with a truck?

no she doesnt have a truck...

AH HA! I gotcha there.. lol I dunno.. just throwin stuff out there.. kinda like a hot dog in a hallway.. hahaha

MANDOLIN'S TOP FIVE RESPONSES™

1. I don't clean your fucking windows.
2. I don't pick your fucking skid-marked boxers off the floor.
3. I don't need a truck to get a fucking d1ck.
4. I dump out the good beer and drink it myself and hand you the can that I've poured the fucking shit beer in.
5. I don't give it up if you put me through a fucking night like that.



P.S.

HA HA HA LOVE THE RULES!!! i want to print that out and post it up !!

that was funny as hell

Mandolin wrote:MANDOLIN'S TOP FIVE RESPONSES™


3. I don't need a truck to get a fucking d1ck.

I am only assuming this is directed at me. I don't "need" one either.. and thats not where I was getting at.

Play nice! If something offends you dont make a spiteful post in response...
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